WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - iRumors has just learned that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene gave birth to a baby girl when she was 21. The GOP congresswoman said that she is not sure who the baby's daddy was, as going back 27 years ago, she was…
VIRGIN VULTURE, Virginia - (Satire News) - The well-respected QuinniPinni Poll Agency reports that their latest poll has found that 4,000 female members of the NRA have decided to cancel their membership. An NRA insider, who refused to give his na…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene says that if these incessantly vulgar rumors about her and her tits, and her ass, and her vagina, do not stop then she will hire an attorney and sue the pants off of every male and female who i…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Compiled by Stormy Coin, Head Writer and Editor with The Daily Drama News Agency. Dear Editor: I swear that if people do not stop calling me an evil, low-life, bottom-feeding jerk off, I will roll my electric wheel…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the most evil, cruel, and heartless of all politicians (male or female), Marjorie Taylor Greene is as happy as a fucking termite in a lumber yard. The dishwater-haired skank has just told the Fox News creep Tucke…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the oldest senators in congress, Marsha Fifi Blackburn, who is 69, but looks 79, stated that contrary to what Fox News resident rodent Greg Gutfeld said she does not swing for the other team. Blackburn was…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, (alias The Cornfield Scarecrow) doesn't give a hoot that the latest QuinniPinni Poll shows her to be even less popular than three Nazis at a Jewish Bar Mitsvah. The woman who has be…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - A private investigating firm has just announced that Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is a charter member of the very popular sex site, eHorny.sex. The investigating firm of Blasingame, Frippawitz, & Nopalitos,…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The most hated woman in America has just visited the most beloved woman in the United Kingdom. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Fake Blonde Scarecrow) was invited to visit and tour Buckingham Palace by her majesty the 96¼-y…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene recently said that she knows that cruel criticism, felonious feedback, and judgmental judgement simply come with the territory of being in the public limelight. The congresswoman recently told Sav…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just broken the story that one of the most hated politicians in the entire USA has just stated that she is throwing her bra into the 2024 presidential race. As OGNA writer Ashburn Was…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who many say is so fucking ugly she makes Sara Huckabee Sanders look like a Barbie Doll, has a first-class crush on one of the world's richest men, Elon…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a friendship coupling that has not been seen since the days of Warren Beatty and Madonna, Ipso Facto News has informed the public that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Ferguson have now become close friends; very, v…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has stated once again that women come from Adam’s rib and, therefore, must always remain subservient to the men in their lives. To cheers and applause, she then stepped off the stage at her Georgia megachurch, and was embrac…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has former links to a fitness organization, and still loves to work out. Her body is toned and taut and tight, and she likes to keep it that way to prepare for her next conspiracy theory debate with the Evil Democrats. While…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is hated by much more people than the likes of Bill Cosby, Tucker Carlson, Hitler, Will Smith, and Tennessee Senator Marsha "Wrinkled Butt" Blackburn recently spoke with Hollywood H…
What Do Johnny Depp, Majorie Taylor Greene, And Kevin McCarthy Have In Common? One could view it on the news or U-Tube. The three have serious memory issues. While Johnny Depp is professionally scripted, he had trouble verbalizing several traumati…
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