WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - iRumors has just learned that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene gave birth to a baby girl when she was 21.
The GOP congresswoman said that she is not sure who the baby's daddy was, as going back 27 years ago, she was extremely promiscuous, lascivious, and horny-as-shit.
MTG, said that at the time she was very immature, ditzy, and basically, she was an easy lay.
She noted that when the baby was born, in the parking lot of a McDonalds, she drove herself to the nearest fire station, knocked on the front door, she put the baby down, and she took off running like a gazelle being chased by a mothereffing lion.
MTG said that she saw her 27-year-old daughter, named Tammy Vera Scritberger, two years ago and she looks like she could be Ivanka Trump's twin sister (Hmmm).
