HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the most evil, cruel, and heartless of all politicians (male or female), Marjorie Taylor Greene is as happy as a fucking termite in a lumber yard.
The dishwater-haired skank has just told the Fox News creep Tucker Carlson that she has been approached by Playguy, which is a very popular adult male magazine, about appearing in a political female spread.
MTG told the space alien-looking Carlson that she will be appearing in an article titled, "The Women of The GOP."
The woman who has dated such high-profile Republicans as Matt Gatez, Mitch McConnell, Lindsay Graham, and Donald Trump, says that also appearing with her in the sex magazine will be Sen. Marsha "Varicose Veins" Blackburn, Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter, Laura "Trigger-Face" Ingraham, and Kellyanne "The Human Scarecrow" Conway.
SIDENOTE: Trump, who has a subscription to Playguy told Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld, that he has personally boinked three of the four women mentioned.
