NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency has just informed their readers that Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, has revealed that she and her Zippity Doo-Dah Electric Massager have become inseparable; really inseparable. F…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - An insider has revealed that the New York City district attorney's office is saying that the Pied Piper of The Potomac (Trump) has about as much chance of getting arrested as a fish has of riding a bicycle. The rumo…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The San Francisco Nightly Herald has just revealed some juicy news about Sen. Ted "Dracula" Cruz's latest lover - and boy, is it spicy! According to the Herald's investigative reporter, Bijou Silhouette, Cruz's new…
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Spoof News) - The man who's practically counting down the seconds until he hears the slam of a jail cell door was in OKC for a GOP rally, which, if estimates are correct, was attended by a whopping 17-19 people. The portly fellow,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI just announced that former President and current inmate Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has been caught in yet another scandal, this time involving illegal gifts to his closest "Republicanites". According t…
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - According to the Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper, the Windy City is blowing up with all kinds of shenanigans! Hooligans and delinquents are now resorting to spraying graffiti on fast-food restaurants, massage parlors, pigeons…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez recently made a shocking revelation to Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, whom she's known for a long time - she's a secret scratch-off addict! According to J.Lo, her addiction had only led to…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In news that surprises absolutely no one, Donald Trump's past sins are finally catching up to him. Looks like all that illegal, perverted, mean, and cruel bullshit he pulled has come back to bite him in his old, wrinkl…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Hold on to your MAGA hats, folks, because the GOP party in California is experiencing a mass exodus. That's right, tens of thousands of Republicans are packing up and leaving the state faster than you can say "Make Ameri…
EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - Move over Dunkin' Donuts, there's a new bakery in town that's armed and delicious! Meet "Pastries, Pistols, and Pump Action Shotguns," the first bakery in the nation to sell donuts, bullets, beer, and even deadly weap…
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - The harmonica player in Garth Brooks band has made it known that the once-happy country couple is now a not-so-happy country pair. Harmonica player Noreen "Legs" Butterhouse, told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buc…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Taking a cue from some European countries, McDonalds will soon be adding unisex bathrooms. Mickey D executives stated that by installing gender neutral bathrooms it will cut down from having to clean and maintain two bath…
POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency reports that a third grade teacher at Pocatello's Mr. Potato Head Elementary, has revealed that she was born with 4 nipples, 3 belly buttons, and 2 labia minoras. Doranella Dillafinko, 42…
DENVER - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Rocky Mountain State, is that the square-looking state is now importing marijuana from Baja California. A spokesperson for Gov. Jared Polis, stated that due to last year's summer drought, and the sub…
CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency writer Mimosa Sabrosa, has just broken the story about a pole dancer in Calexico, who alleges that she is the illegitimate daughter of Donald Trump. The extremely attractive, young wom…
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - The soon-not-to-be Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers flew into "The Big Apple" and met with the owner of the New York Jets, Robert Wood "Woody" Johnson IV. Johnson IV, has expressed an interest in signin…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Salvatore Goombalini, who is the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the entire nation, has just issued a statement, stating that he wants anyone who has money in his 'family's' bank, to rest assured that unlike oth…
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