NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency has just informed their readers that Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, has revealed that she and her Zippity Doo-Dah Electric Massager have become inseparable; really inseparable.
Ferguson told Tapioca Swizzle with VPNA that the thing she loves about her "new" friend is that it smells like cotton candy, it doesn't snore, and it doesn't have to play golf, fish, hunt, bowl, or chase women.
Sarah, aka The Countess of Carrot-Tops, is 63-years-old but her ex-boyfriend British bad boy Piers Morgan says that she has no cellulite, no cobweb veins, a strong jaw and no clumsiness.
She does, however, have a tattoo of Piers's face, which is located on her...happy place.
