Democrat presidential nominee, Joe Biden, has bizarrely endorsed his Republican rival, Donald Trump, for president. Campaigning in Toledo, Ohio, on Tuesday, Biden provided the President with more fodder as to his mental capacity to become preside…
A desperate search is underway by a Kent woman for a decent electric can opener. Anna Kirby-Helm Birthstone, of Deal, says she is frantic and 'stressed beyond belief' as she wades through the options available to her after her Cuisinart SC0-60 Del…
The Kentucky Derby will run without jockeys at the historic Churchill Downs race track, due to rises in COVID-19 cases in the Louisville area. The race, which is usually run in May, but was postponed this year until September 5 due to the pandemic…
Captain Sir Thomas Moore, popularly known as “Captain Tom”, has been exposed by self-styled vigilante group 'The Walter Mitty Hunters Club' for exaggerating his claims of service during World War 2. The group, made up of former and serving member…
A white Black Lives Matter protester was heard screaming “I can’t breathe” — the phrase George Floyd uttered before his death that has become a slogan for the Black Lives Matter movement - after stumbling while carrying several boxes of Nike Air Max…
After a photo of mail collection boxes on a flatbed truck in Boston quickly garnered significant attention on Twitter, on Friday, the U.S. Postal Service clarified why the boxes were being removed. USPS spokesman Steve Doherty told reporters that…
President Trump, on Thursday, invoked his emergency powers to impose broad sanctions against anyone caught playing popular paper and pencil game tic-tac-toe, a move that effectively bans the game in the United States. In the order, which takes e…
A woman says she looks so similar to her mother, that her step father is continually creeping into bed with her and mistakenly having sexual intercourse with her, in very embarrassing cases of mistaken identity - despite their 30-year age gap. Rea…
In a move that many Britons are hailing as “a major step forward”, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced, Monday, that, after 'unanimous agreement by the cabinet', that a suggestion box is to be installed outside the gates of Downing Street…
Fort Lauderdale man, Frank Tunc, unleashed a vitriolic tirade of abuse on his Facebook page yesterday, demanding that friends, family and anyone else with access to his profile, stop wearing footwear that is damaging the planet. The post, which wa…
Local man Dougie Grimes has admitted today that he hates his new neighbours, and has no remorse for posting on social media about his feelings towards Blacks. "Every one of them is a good-for-nothing, lazy-ass turd. They play their music all nigh...
The 1964 British epic war film depicting the Battle of Rorke's Drift between the British Army and the Zulus in January 1879, during the Anglo-Zulu War is to be remade so that this time the Zulu's win. "It's not at all about racism," said director...
Area man, Floyd Woodsmonkey, has told friends that he regrets having a recent penis extension, and has advised others to think hard and long before they embark on a similar venture. "If I could turn back time, I would," said Woodsmonkey to gather…
Despite getting a trendy Peaky Blinders-style haircut, local man, Gary Porter, was still being referred to as an 'ugly cunt' by friends, family, and co-workers alike. "It doesn't change anything," said his mother, Gladys. "He can wear fashionable...
Future presidential candidate, Richard Harper, 22, was last week enjoying a spring break vacation with his buddies, totally unaware that his antics would one day ruin his chances of becoming the 55th President of these United States. Without a car...
Fort Lauderdale man, Tatty J. Mullett Jnr, expressed his anger at the Chinese, Donald Trump, Jews, Meghan Markle, The Miami Dolphins, God, and Ellen Degeneres by typing in ALL CAPS when responding to messages posted on a website discussion board.
Riotous, chanting, gun-toting, machine gun-wielding, and frenzied protesters against Michigan's coronavirus lockdown have burned, what they claim, was a local witch, on the steps of the state capitol building. Hundreds of demonstrators, many of th...
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