Man TYPING IN CAPS Angry About Everything!!

Funny story written by Dewani Unhatched

Tuesday, 5 May 2020

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I am ANGRY, get IT??!!!!

Fort Lauderdale man, Tatty J. Mullett Jnr, expressed his anger at the Chinese, Donald Trump, Jews, Meghan Markle, The Miami Dolphins, God, and Ellen Degeneres by typing in ALL CAPS when responding to messages posted on a website discussion board.

Calling the Chinese FUCKING DIRTY BASTARDS and DOG EATING CUNTS!! Mullett, 48, reportedly then went on to write that the President was A COMPLETE TWAT for not bombing THE FUCK out of China.

He then went on to write that Jews were responsible for EVERY FUCKING THING that has gone wrong in his life. Actress Meghan Markle did not escape his wrath. At one point he wrote that she was A MONEY-GRABBING WHORE and A TWO-FACED TWAT. Nothing was held back when he then started raging about the Miami Dolphins football team. According to Mullett, they were CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!

He then went to state that God could EAT MY ASS, and that Ellen Degeneres was a talentless, unfunny FUCKING DYKE BITCH WHORE!!!!!

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