Biden Just passed his 2023 annual Walter Reed Hospital physical. He is in good health and 'fit for presidential Duty'. His sensible diet and frequent bicycling was praised by the examining physician. Ex - president Trump upon hearing of…
It has now been confirmed that Boris Johnson will offer a musical rendition of Ms. Nuland's latest poem, which is already on the docket for a literary prize, possibly the Nobel. Key phrasing in the poem comes from Ms. Nuland's remark following the…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just informed the American public that the biggest fast food chain in the world has donated $43 million to President Joe Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign. A spokesperson said tha…
For the second time in a week, the US Air Force has shot down an intruder into the sovereign skies of the country. The Air Force used an F-22 and a Sidewinder missile for this action, and, according to the President, the UFO was shot down “out of…
A resolution introduced by Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.) to honor Ukraine's president Volodomyr Zelensky will be delayed at this time. The idea was to establish a bust of Mr. Zelensky's head, mounted in a “suitable, permanent location” at the House of…
CCN reported Joe Biden 's Plead with Congress - Let's all Unite for the good of the Country - was the highlight of his speech. Behind the scene, Republicans were rolling in the aisle and Screaming with laughter and pointing at him and laughing a…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Comparisons are onerous. Good vs Evil. Dark vs Light. Chicken vs Egg. Quasimodo vs Esmeralda: We could go on and on. But with the future of the free World at stake, the 2024 battle between Trump and Biden for the Presidency o…
The Pope wants Joe Biden not to use federal tax dollars to fund abortions. The Pontiff has compared abortion to "hiring a hitman" and said human beings should stop acting like god and "leave killing to the animals." This from a man who claims to b…
BILLINGSGATE POST: it is undeniably a fact that Joe Biden is, at best, a useful idiot for those who call the shots in the White House. Whether he can be held culpable for his actions is disputable. He might be off the hook because he is too stupid…
The US Justice Department is in turmoil. Everyone guessed that Trump kept Top Secret Classified Documents for monetizing purposes. Biden had Top Secret Documents at his home from his Vice President days just because he didn’t realize they were there.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has just told the US media that President Biden has sent the Battleship Wyoming to North Korea in an effort to convince North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un to stop playin…
To honor small Businesses - Prez. Biden personally ordered Burgers for him and Kamala Harris for a DC lunch at the White House. He likes the Ghostburger fast food chain. Later there was a Photo - Op of him and Kamala enjoying their Bacon,…
Who wants to play the hottest game show in America … Hide the Secret Documents! First up is Donald J Trump, with (according to Reuters) 11,000 government records and photos, with 18 labeled as "top secret," 54 labeled "secret" and 31 labeled "conf…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word out of the White House is that President Biden has had enough of the Kimster's shit. POTUS has issued a stern warning to the leader of North Korea that he had better stop firing missiles that fly over Japan.
USA Today (Their actual headline above) announced that Ukrainian President Zelensky would apparently be meeting with Wednesday and American President Biden. This news has stumped the world press as to why Biden would bring a young and rather strange…
BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, President Biden named Sergeant Ernie Bilko to replace Janet Yellon as Secretary of Treasury. When asked why Yellon was given the hook, the President smiled while speaking out of the other side of his mouth: “I wanted…
BILLINGSGATE POST: After watching President Biden getting a little too friendly with one of the turkeys he pardoned before Thanksgiving, Elmer Smuckmeister, no stranger to his own sheep, admonished Joe Biden: “Don’t do it, Joe. Those rascals will…
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