Biden Healthy, OK to Run for Presidency - Trump also Exercising For Presidency

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 17 February 2023

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Sleepy Joe still smokes 50 a day and is fit as a fiddle.

Biden Just passed his 2023 annual Walter Reed Hospital physical.

He is in good health and 'fit for presidential Duty'.

His sensible diet and frequent bicycling was praised by the examining physician.

Ex - president Trump upon hearing of this has started his own diet and exercise Regimen for his 20204 run for the presidency.

He now parks his golf cart 15 feet away from the ball and walks over to do the Shot.

When cheating on Shots - instead of the caddy re - positioning the ball out of the sand bunker - Trump does it personally.

These extra exercises Trump feels have really helped him lose weight.

He has lost five pounds since doing them for two weeks - (especially if he tips forward on the scales).

And he allows himself only one Big Mac while in training.

And only the horrible diet Coke to drink till the campaign is over.

It is tremendously hard to train this way - but Trump wants to be a real 'Contender' and give the country another 4 years of Presidential Peace.

(After - of course - a large amount of revenge attacks and Presidential punishments by the FBI and Internal Revenue on thousands of people who criticized him. )

Grace Angel - (God - appointed journalist) - For the Evangelical 'End of Times' News.

(We don't know how much longer we will be in business).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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