LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - J.Lo, the world-renowned singer, dancer, actress, and glockenspiel player, has just added another accolade to her already impressive resume: "The Sexiest Latina in the USA." According to her publicist, J.Lo's vavavoom…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just completed negotiations to acquire the largest jalapeño factory in Mexico. Jeff Bezos told The Grandiose News Agency that the factory was started by the…
EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - US Customs agents have seized an 18-wheeler truck with Iowa license plates at the Cesar Chavez Commemorative Bridge that was transporting an illegal drug. The drug was "Sinaloan Smooth" cocaine, and it was found in…
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News has just announced that it is canceling its yearly Cinco de Mayo festivities. A spokesperson for the Tijuana city council explained that in a city where gunfire rages almost 24/7, the town lea…
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole's newly formed company, named HurCo, has just opened up their first of many stores. This one is called The Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie Shoppe. It is located on the ritzy…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - A known Hezbollah terrorist was recently spotted eating at a Jack in The Box in Brooklyn. The operative, known as Izzi Khan Boo, was sitting by himself eating two ultimate cheeseburgers, waffle fries, and drinking from a…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Press Extra is reporting that a notorious Taliban operative has been found living in Trump Tower. The terrorist is named Moosa Bin Wakeen, and he had been staying on the floor right below the suite of Melania and Barron…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is considered by many Republicans to be a very sexy and erotic woman. The Democrats, on the other hand, regard her as the female Ted "Dracula" Cruz, except that she is not from Guatemala li…
MIAMI - (Spoof News) - Despite countless warnings from his soon-to-be-ex-wife Melania, the notorious liar known as Moby Dickless refused to stop his deceitful ways. Now, personal physician Dr. Yang Fufi has revealed that the Pussy Grabber has deve…
DENVER - (Spoof News) - The Mile High City is exporting its finest green to all 50 states and 17 countries worldwide, including China, Norway, Ethiopia, and Macedonia. Local pot farmers credit the Rocky Mountain snowmelt for nourishing the plants…
BREAKING NEWS: THE ORANGE WHALE'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED In a shocking turn of events, sources close to "The Evil Fatso" confirm that his days of freedom are numbered. It's said that the walls of his New York State courthouse cell are literally closing…
IZYUM, Ukraine - (Spoof News) - The president of Afghanistan Abu Taboo Fashu has just informed the world media that the Taliban 7th Infantry Regiment has landed in Izyum, and they are preparing to attack Putin's military forces which occupy the city,…
CHICAGO - (Fast Food Satire) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just broken the story that Whataburger Inc. has become America's first fast food restaurant to add valet parking. Lexi Aspen, with Cloud 9, notes that Whataburgers are so good that even ex…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof Satire) - The Sandstone News Agency reports that Afghanistan and Russia have finalized plans on a superb trade that will benefit both countries (but mostly Afghanistan). According to a rep for Sandstone, Afghani Preside…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Metro News Service has just released a groundbreaking list of the world's top 10 most vulgar named cities. According to MNS investigative reporter Joaquin Cerveza, the list was compiled by scouring through obscu…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that's sure to make the working-class cheer, President Biden has announced a new tax plan that will finally stick it to the man. The "50% Fair Tax Diddly Deal," will introduce a new tax bracket for bill…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed that Don "The Con" Trump has asked her to marry him. She says she replied, "But did you forget that you're already married to that hairpiece on your head?" Trump semi-quippe…
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