Los Angeles, CA - Youtube sensation Unknown Life Form In North Carolina Sewer has been asked to perform 'Nessun Dorma' at the Michael Jackson Memorial service this coming Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. The announcement was made by Jack...
The whole world today rejoiced in the news that the Jackson family have agreed to put Michael 'The King Of Pop' Jackson's body on show in the famous waxworks. As the news spread quickly that the family had decided against having the body melted do...
Footage of DEAD King Of Pop Michael Jackson's final rehearsal in preparations for a series of sell-out London concerts has been described as 'old footage' Donald Skoob, a janitor, of Salford University insists that the footage was shot some time...
The dead singer Michael Jackson is to be laid to rest in a graveyard created for dead Hollywood child celebrities. A spokesman for the Jackson family said that Jackson wished to "sleep" next to children even in death. Just weeks ago, it was cla...
New York, NY - It has been discovered that Michael Jackson's previous tour doctor, Dr. Neil Ratner, once accidently injected himself with morphine and dropped to the floor paralyzed, all whilst in the middle of performing a medical procedure on a pat...
Los Angeles - (Hellfire Club Mess): An awesome lunar eclipse in the sign of Capricorn plus 'terrifying' 7/7 numerology are making US/UK specious relationshp string-pullers very, very twitchy indeed ahead of the Michael Jackson funeral circus. "7/7...
Crawford, Texarse - (Roll-Away-the-Stone! Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for George W Bush are blocking attempts by the FBI to search the former president's Predator Chapel Ranch following the sudden disappearance of singer Michael Jackson's corpse from a...
Los Angeles, CA - Having declared on July 1st that California is in a 'fiscal emergency', Governor Arnold Shwarzenneger remarked that 'Caulifornia' and the city of Los Angeles cannot afford to underwrite the costs of security for the upcoming funeral...
Autopsy reports confirmed today that Michael Jackson died from natural causes more than two years ago. Two high school students who had been staying with Jackson in 2007 have admitted to the crime of failing to report his death. They also admit...
There was much sadness at the news of the death of Coke A. Cola, the self-styled 'King of Pop'. Cola rose to fame from humble origins and became fantastically wealthy. Critics said that he was harmful to children and that his constant image changes s...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Executors of deceased pop icon Michael Jackson's will pulled the plug today on memorial services for the star at the 20,000 seat Liquid Paper Center in Los Angeles, California for an unspecified period. Sources revealed that, dur...
Sonny Bono was considerate enough to leave his organ to his da...da...darling boy Chastity just before he crashed into a tree while skiing. How was he to know that the darn thing didn't work anymore...trith be told he hadn't played the thing since Ch...
After today's earlier press conference confirming that Michael Jackson did in fact have Bionic implants covering over 70 percent of his body, Bill gates in a not so stunning move has asked for the parts back. He claimed that Michael in his bad fi...
The rumors are true, teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson has signed on to play the deceased king of pop in the Michael Jackson biopic. No official statement has come from Robert, but there are rumors that he has been spending a lot of time dancing,...
City analysts here in London announced that there was a remote possibility that Janet Jackson could be next to go the way of her late brother. Following the tragic demise of brother Michael, whose sales have gone stratospheric, swelling the Jackso...
The Michael Jackson that seemed strange and looked even stranger over the past ten years or so, looked exactly what he was, a robot. Japanese scientist Kuw Kasoto broke the news this morning that the real Michael Jackson passed away back in the ea...
Recently deceaced 'King of Pop' - Michael Jackson is said to have revealed intricate details concerning his burial mere seconds before he passed. Michael Jackson, infamously labelled 'Wacko Jacko' by the media allegedly whispered to his personal d...
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