Written by queen mudder

Friday, 3 July 2009

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The top suspect

Crawford, Texarse - (Roll-Away-the-Stone! Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for George W Bush are blocking attempts by the FBI to search the former president's Predator Chapel Ranch following the sudden disappearance of singer Michael Jackson's corpse from a heavily-guarded LA cold storage facility.

Yesterday Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe and jailed fundamental polygamy nutter Warren Jeffs filed a child custody lawsuit for parental rights to the older two Jackson kids.

But forensic DNA analysis has found what looks suspiciously like Bush's fingerprint on the Jackson offspring genome.

LAPD officials have meanwhile locked down the Bel Air morgue where the singer's body was last seen before Crawfordesque 'men in black' swooped around midnight.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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