Written by AnneM

Thursday, 2 July 2009

The rumors are true, teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson has signed on to play the deceased king of pop in the Michael Jackson biopic.

No official statement has come from Robert, but there are rumors that he has been spending a lot of time dancing, getting a tan, and spending a lot of time with children.

Robert had said that he was a fan of Michael Jackson and he is honored to play the King of Pop in the Biopic. Kirsten Stewart, who costared along Pattinson in the film Twilight, hopes that the film will let more people learn about Robert's singing abilities.

The release date has not been released. Though I hope it doesn't ever come out.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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