Michael Jackson Was Replaced By Japanese Robot Ten Years Ago

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Thursday, 2 July 2009


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The Michael Jackson that seemed strange and looked even stranger over the past ten years or so, looked exactly what he was, a robot.

Japanese scientist Kuw Kasoto broke the news this morning that the real Michael Jackson passed away back in the early '90's but was worth so much money that he had to be kept alive to support those who were feeding off him. So they contacted Kasoto & he has worked constantly on improving his robot.

"There have been many breakthroughs and the robot was 100 percent ready for the tour at last when some idiot who was angry about what Jackson did to his son according to his son's recent story that he hit the robot, hurt his hand, and finally pissed on the robot and shorted out everything."

Kuw said he knew this would be a "shock" to Michael's fans but he had to come clean.

"That nurse who said they never had sex better be thankful as robot not know to stop."

He said that he is now working on a Susan Boyle robot that will use Susan's real voice and will tour while she stays home with her cat.

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