Written by Henman

Thursday, 2 July 2009

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Michael Jackson

Recently deceaced 'King of Pop' - Michael Jackson is said to have revealed intricate details concerning his burial mere seconds before he passed.

Michael Jackson, infamously labelled 'Wacko Jacko' by the media allegedly whispered to his personal doctor as he died that he wished to be buried 'with his equals' and looked up upon by millions in the event of his death.

Thus, the 50-year-old Pop sensations remains are to be dried using 100 million scented wax candles, placed in a yellow astronauts suit and rocketed off to outer space where he will not only be looked upon by millions as they gaze into the sky but indeed be amongst his equals - the stars.

While some may think that Michael should be put in a hole and covered with sand like everyone else, others think this would be the most suiting method of burial for any true star. Now Michael will truely be able to moonwalk circles around the moon.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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