Written by Chamone

Friday, 3 July 2009

image for Michael Jackson to be Buried in Hollywood Celebrity Children's Graveyard
They made certain to point his head in the direction where the kids play

The dead singer Michael Jackson is to be laid to rest in a graveyard created for dead Hollywood child celebrities.

A spokesman for the Jackson family said that Jackson wished to "sleep" next to children even in death.

Just weeks ago, it was claimed he had secretly purchased a plot for both himself and friend Macauly Culkin on an area just overlooking a kiddies playground.

The cemetery has held the remains of numerous Hollywood child stars down through the golden age of Hollywood such as the entire cast of the 'Little Rascals', who committed mass suicide after joining a cult that worshipped pranksters, and most of the cast of Little House on the Prairie who died in the great barn dance massacre of '79.

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Topics: Michael Jackson

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