Written by Sturgill

Thursday, 2 July 2009

image for Bill Gates wants rights to Michael Jackson's Bionic legs

After today's earlier press conference confirming that Michael Jackson did in fact have Bionic implants covering over 70 percent of his body, Bill gates in a not so stunning move has asked for the parts back.

He claimed that Michael in his bad financial situation had failed to cover the final payments for over half of the body parts. His claim is also that the parts were experimental.

As a final appeal for the day he asked that the world know that the reason for Michael's death was definitely not a software issue but was probably due to Michaels not taking care of the hardware.

By Jared Sturgill

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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