Written by queen mudder

Friday, 3 July 2009

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Bloody lunar eclipse for Wacko 7/7 funeral

Los Angeles - (Hellfire Club Mess): An awesome lunar eclipse in the sign of Capricorn plus 'terrifying' 7/7 numerology are making US/UK specious relationshp string-pullers very, very twitchy indeed ahead of the Michael Jackson funeral circus.

"7/7 is of course London's equivalent of the 9/11 WTC atrocity," LA FagHagSlagMag portents and omens correspondent noted today.

"And burying the 'undead' during the eclipsed Capricon full moon is bordering on the satanic for god-fearin' child-abuse cover-up folk!

"A blood-red eclipsed moon frequently portends six month cycles of misery and frustration."

Meanwhile in London Hellfire Club astrologers fear a far worse fate as whorseracing authorities continue their hellbent intention to run the Coral Eclipse Stakes at Sandown race course.

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