Michael Jackson had been dead for two years

Funny story written by Mr T.

Friday, 3 July 2009

Autopsy reports confirmed today that Michael Jackson died from natural causes more than two years ago.

Two high school students who had been staying with Jackson in 2007 have admitted to the crime of failing to report his death. They also admit to defrauding the Jackson estate in a scam which appears to have been inspired straight from the storyline of 'Weekend at Bernies'.

What started out as way for the pair to stay at Michael's house for a few days and bang hot chicks turned into a nightmare as the deception went on and the pair became more afraid to confess.

One of the accused students revealed how it was his job to hold Jackson up at the window every morning so he could 'wave' to his fans. In reality the student was operating Michael's arm using a crude pulley system.

The con had started to unravel in recent months when Michael was required to rehearse complex dance moves for his new tour. The cost of the animatronic puppet technology this required appears to have exceeded the amount the freeloading pair were able to milk from their association with Jackson.

One of the students told Police "We'd often lose Michael, Or people would want to talk to him, and he had this habit of falling out of Windows".

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