Written by Pointer

Friday, 3 July 2009

image for Chastity Bono Rejects her Dad's Boner for Michael Jackson's Willed Willie
Prince Chas is not sure she wants Jacko's Mojo

Sonny Bono was considerate enough to leave his organ to his da...da...darling boy Chastity just before he crashed into a tree while skiing. How was he to know that the darn thing didn't work anymore...trith be told he hadn't played the thing since Cher left a century ago. Chastity had enough trouble getting rid of the titties she had genetically inherited from Mamma Cher...little did she know her new dickie would malfunction early on in the transperiment.

As fate would have it Michael jackson died just in time and his will contained a clause that like Santa himself surprised chastity with a new prick...and not just any penis but MJ, the Kong of Pop's cock! Chastity, now known as Prince Chas, seemed pretty satisfied with the new organ though she did express some annoyance with the odd behavior it sometimes exhibits:

" I want it to go straight and it keeps pulling off in some queer direction..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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