HONG KONG, China - (Spoof News) - The Republic of China has just informed her people that there is a tremendous shortage of chopsticks. President Xi Jinping has advised the citizens to please not throw away the chopsticks when you use them and in…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Sports News) - The American Research Group reports that a recent study shows that a vast majority of professional female rodeo barrel racers wear athletic supporters (jock straps) underneath their tight-fitting Cowgal Brand blue…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - This is a compilation of recent tweets written by various political, sports, and celebrity individuals. A LIST OF 10 TWEETS 1. TOM BRADY - I promise that I am going to be a damn good NFL sportscaster, even better…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof News) - Trump's "After Indictment Campaign Party At Mar-a-Lago " was to put it mildly BORING-AS-SHIT. The evil, predator could have called it in. He spoke for 4 hours, 37 minutes, and 49 seconds, and he did not say anything tha…
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Spoof News) - The most famous of the five Kardashian sisters is reportedly head-over-heels in love with her new boyfriend, whom she refers to as my "Bullfighting Stud." Kim, who has had lots of lovers told Bedroom Pillo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the news media that President Biden has just fined Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump $13 million. The fine falls under the new ruling that past presidents ca…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Trump the Chump finally had the sky fall down on his orange-complected face. And everyone, Democrats, Republicans, and atheists was ecstatic. Chants of "Ding Dong the Bitch Is Toast," resonated throughout the entire…
LAS VEGAS, Nevada- (Spoof Sports) - The NCAA Rules and Policy Committee has just announced that it will be fining Left Coast College because of their cheerleaders. A spokesperson for the basketball organization stated that the reason for the fine…
DURANGO, Colorado - (Spoof News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just commented that a marijuana pot shop in Durango is selling the hell out of orange pot brownies that are shaped like "Fat Boy" (Trump). The orange brownies are reported to taste qui…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The blonde sexpot, who says that it finally took a woman to bring the perverted, racist down to his big bloated knees says she could not be happier. Stormy Oralia Daniels told BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, that she k…
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency reports that the British destroyer HMS Friar Tuck shot down three Russian migs that were circling the UK warship. The migs were warned to leave the area but they continued…
MANHATTAN - (Spoof News) - Trump's oldest daughter recently talked with Fuchsia Garfunkel with Ipso Facto News. She informed the award-winning writer that her mean, evil, and perverted father has been an embarrassment to her ever since she was in…
NASHVILLE- (Music Spoof) - The once happy as hell couple of Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood are now reportedly fighting like the Hatfields and McCoys. For months now the country couple has been sticking daggers in each others backs; he says she's…
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - "American Idol" is in it's 21st season and the three judges, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, and Luke Bryan are starting to get mean, nasty, and downright cruel ala the original "AI" judge Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell.
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Fox News jerk, Tucker "Fifi" Carlson seems to be getting dumber, and dumber, by the New York minute. The asshole has been known to say such idiotic things as "Biden won because 18,000 space aliens voted for him illeg…
SAN DIEGO, California - (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of San Diego, which is where Jack in The Box is headquartered, are saying that the food chain will be changing its name. The franchise founder Robert "Burger Dude" Peterson stated that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI has informed Trump that the US Secret Service is not his own personal security detail, and they have made it quite clear that if they even remotely try to stand in the way of justice being carried out, then…
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