Ivanka Trump Admits That Her Sperm Donor Father Was and Still Is a Damn Pathological Liar

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 4 April 2023

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"The asshole is the most evil low-life jerk in history." -GOV. RON DESANTIS

MANHATTAN - (Spoof News) - Trump's oldest daughter recently talked with Fuchsia Garfunkel with Ipso Facto News.

She informed the award-winning writer that her mean, evil, and perverted father has been an embarrassment to her ever since she was in middle school.

Ivanka divulged that her dad once told her that super rich people (like him) can lie like hell and the simple people (the middle class and below) will swallow it up hook, line, and sinker.

She added that every night beore he goes to bed, he will write down at least 40 lies that he will toss at the vulnerable press the next morning.

The statuesque Ivanka told Miss Garfunkel that her donor daddy tweets so much bullshit that he has tremendous callouses on his little bitty, girly fingers.

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