Tucker Carlson Is One Clueless, Ignorant, Low-Life Putz

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 April 2023

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Carlson said that if Trump was a woman, he'd marry her.

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Fox News jerk, Tucker "Fifi" Carlson seems to be getting dumber, and dumber, by the New York minute.

The asshole has been known to say such idiotic things as "Biden won because 18,000 space aliens voted for him illegally," and "Republicans do not really give a flying shit that Trump grabbed a hell of a lot of GOP-puss."

The American Association of Journalists (AAJ) recently named Carlson "The Stupidest, Most Clueless Jerk on TV."

Tucker, who was named after his maternal grandmother Tucker Widdlefiddle, is 53, looks 83, and acts 3.

He will not admit it, but he has dated the likes of butt ugly GOP mavens, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Maria Bartiromo, Kellyanne Conway, and Laura Ingraham.

Bartiromo divulged that Tucky, as she calls him has a tattoo with the initials "DJT" tattooed on his scrotum.

[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: "DJT" stands for Donald Jonathan Trump.]

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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