NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Trump the Chump finally had the sky fall down on his orange-complected face. And everyone, Democrats, Republicans, and atheists was ecstatic.
Chants of "Ding Dong the Bitch Is Toast," resonated throughout the entire 50 states; especially in the biggest anti-Trump state of all, California.
Trump's former attorney and "Fixer," Michael Cohen, said that it is high time that the overweight jerk be sent to prison for all the BS he put the nation through, plus for being the most arrogant SOB since Gen. George Armstrong Custer.
The New York district attorney filed 69 felony cases against the Golfing Geek, including failure to shower on a regular basis, failure to keep his tiny Vienna Sausage in his pants, and failure to stop acting like a horse's ass. ■
