NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The blonde sexpot, who says that it finally took a woman to bring the perverted, racist down to his big bloated knees says she could not be happier.
Stormy Oralia Daniels told BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, that she knew that the Tangerine Whale (DJT) would be brought down to the fucking ground sooner than later.
Trump still says that he does not know Stormy, nor has he ever boinked her or gone down on her.
He noted that he does not like blondes and that he prefers redheads, like Sharon Osbourne, Cheryl Cole, Lindsay Lohan, and Sarah Ferguson.
Miss Kixx noted that Miss Daniels told her that she has received over 16 million texts congratulating her for kicking the "Swamp Dwelling Nazi" in his baby-sized gonads (balls).
Stormy stated that on the other side of the political coin, she has only received 9 messages condemning her, but she is quick to point out that 3 were from Eric "Goofy" Trump, 3 were from Don "Dopey" Trump, 2 were from Maria "The Skank" Bartiromo, and one was from Scott "The Has Been" Baio. ■
