Research Studies Show That Most Professional Female Rodeo Barrel Racers Wear Jock Straps Underneath Their Jeans

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 6 April 2023

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Tipsi DiCenzo was a three-time national barrel racing champion.

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Sports News) - The American Research Group reports that a recent study shows that a vast majority of professional female rodeo barrel racers wear athletic supporters (jock straps) underneath their tight-fitting Cowgal Brand blue jeans.

The cowboy practice has been in use since the early 60s when the cowgirls wanted to have the same rights as the cowboys had.

Lots of the cow cuties, as they were called also could knock back shots of El Matador Tequila with the best of the cowpokes.

And most of these gals could even out cuss the fellas, and some could even beat the 'boys' at arm wrestling, tobacco spitting, and cow chip tossing.

The very first female to wear a jock strap underneath her jeans was Tipsi DiCenzo of Oilton, Texas, who first wore a jock strap under her jeans at The Vamoose Valley, Texas Rodeo & Shit Kicking Contest.

Tipski also chewed tobacco, drank Lone Star beer, and liked to flirt with the cowgirl groupies.

To read more about female barrel racing go to www.cowgalbarrellracing.hot

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