MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof News) - Trump's "After Indictment Campaign Party At Mar-a-Lago " was to put it mildly BORING-AS-SHIT.
The evil, predator could have called it in. He spoke for 4 hours, 37 minutes, and 49 seconds, and he did not say anything that he had not already regurgitated at least 17,902 times.
The speech or rather hate-filled diatribe attacked every Democrat in the history of the party, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, President Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Al Gore, and Pete Buttigieg (whom he called a sidesaddle riding, tenderfoot cowpoke).
Most of his dysfunctional family was there, Eric "Goofy" Trump, Don "Dopey" Trump Jr, and Kimberly "The Human Leech" Guilfoyle.
When asked where his sexy, hot daughter Ivanka was, he made a face and said that she had an appointment to get a manicure, a pedicure, and a Brazilian bikini wax.
"And where's your soon-to-be-ex-wife Melania?" someone shouted.
Trump shrugged his shoulders and replied, that most likely she was with her boyfriend 'LJ.'
SIDENOTE: Trump says that he and his 2024 running mate Ted "Dracula" Cruz will run, and win, and occupy the White House so that they can make America even more racist that it already is (thanks to his Naziesque personality).
