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Funny story: Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky

Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky

SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…

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Funny story: Italy Is Facing The Worst Pepperoni Shortage In 53 Years

Italy Is Facing The Worst Pepperoni Shortage In 53 Years

ROME - (Spoof News) - The Vatican View News Agency is reporting that Italy, "The Land of Pizza Pies," is experiencing the worst pepperoni shortage in 53 years. The VVNA notes that the shortage is due to the horrendous droughts that hit the "Boot"…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Says She Gets Why Guys Love To Caress Her Puppies

Britney Spears Says She Gets Why Guys Love To Caress Her Puppies

BEVERLY HILLS - (Spoof News) - Britney Spears was recently named "The Sexiest Cougar West of The Mississippi" by the male student body of UCLA. She received the award at a luncheon in her honor that was held at the La Brea Tar Pits Coliseum. Br…

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Funny story: The California Wildfires Are Back - And They're a Bitch!

The California Wildfires Are Back - And They're a Bitch!

SAUSALITO, California - (Spoof News) - The Left Coast fires are back and they're hotter and meaner than ever. The first fire of the "Fire Season" is the "El Diablo Del Inferno" wildfire, which has already burned 4,903 acres. The fire was report…

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Funny story: March Madness: One of The Head Coaches Body Slammed One of His Players in The Dressing Room

March Madness: One of The Head Coaches Body Slammed One of His Players in The Dressing Room

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Spoof Sports) - In yet another March Madness behind-the-scenes-scandal, comes word that one of the head coaches, actually became so upset with one of his players holier-than-thou attitude, that he picked him up, and body slamm…

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Funny story: Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles

Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and the winner of the favorite fast food of the Philadelphia Eagles was fried chicken. The poll was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency and they found that the defens…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Is So Smitten With 'Hell On Wheels' Star Anson Mount That She Is Talking Marriage

Taylor Swift Is So Smitten With 'Hell On Wheels' Star Anson Mount That She Is Talking Marriage

NASHVILLE - (Spoof News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood recently chatted with blonde songstress Taylor Swift. Vistawood asked about her recent purchase of a 4,000 acre working cattle ranch located just outside of Nashville. The ran…

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Funny story: The British Aircraft Carrier, The HMS Big Ben, Hits An Iceberg And Is Returning To England

The British Aircraft Carrier, The HMS Big Ben, Hits An Iceberg And Is Returning To England

SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency has just announced that England's largest naval vessel, The HMS Big Ben, is returning back to its home port in England. According to TTFNN's senior writer Petula Tart, the a…

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Funny story: Donald "Dopey" Trump Says His Daddy, Don The Con, Wants Him To Run For President

Donald "Dopey" Trump Says His Daddy, Don The Con, Wants Him To Run For President

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Donald "Dopey" Trump recently told GOPicky Magazine that his daddy wants him to run for president, if and when the elder Trumptard is hauled off to prison. Don The Con, still insists that he does not know Stormy Dani…

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Funny story: Nervous Nellie, AKA Donald Trump, Is Now Smoking 7 Packs of Cigarettes a Day

Nervous Nellie, AKA Donald Trump, Is Now Smoking 7 Packs of Cigarettes a Day

MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof News) - The Washington Globe-Express Newspaper has written that there is no one in the history of the United States, who deserves to be incarcerated for the rest of his life than the chump who epitomizes evil, Donald Jonathan Eras…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Announces That The British Heavy Metal Band, Camel Toe, Will Open Up For Her Upcoming Tour

Britney Spears Announces That The British Heavy Metal Band, Camel Toe, Will Open Up For Her Upcoming Tour

LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - The Grandiose News Agency has just announced that the "Oops!...I Did It Again!" girl, Britney Spears has hired the United Kingdom band, Camel Toe, to open up for her on her upcoming, "Yes, It's Little Ole Me, And I'm Stil…

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Funny story: American Idol Hopeful 'Flame' Gets Her Hope For Stardom Crushed By Katy Perry and 'Flame' Goes Ballistic

American Idol Hopeful 'Flame' Gets Her Hope For Stardom Crushed By Katy Perry and 'Flame' Goes Ballistic

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - There was a bad incident on the recent "American Idol" elimination show. The three Idol judges Katy "The Clown" Perry, Luke "The Cowpoke" Bryan, and Lionel "Handkerchief Man" Richie had quite a task cutting down the cont…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Kim Kardashian's New Designer Lipstick, 'Libido Red' Is Selling Like Gangbusters!

The Reason Why Kim Kardashian's New Designer Lipstick, 'Libido Red' Is Selling Like Gangbusters!

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen recently talked with Kim Kardashian and asked how her relationship with Spanish bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho was going. Kim turned several shades of pink and gushed th…

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Funny story: March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married

March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married

LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other. The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for t…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady Both Had a Blast Appearing On "Hell On Wheels"

Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady Both Had a Blast Appearing On "Hell On Wheels"

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Two future NFL Hall of Fame quarterbacks totally enjoyed guest starring on the television hit western "Hell On Wheels." The show's lead actor, Anson Mount, who is a big NFL football fan, said that Tom Brady and Aaron R…

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Funny story: Behind The March Madness Tournament: Two of The Tournament Teams Got Into a Knock Down, Drag Out Fight Before Their Game

Behind The March Madness Tournament: Two of The Tournament Teams Got Into a Knock Down, Drag Out Fight Before Their Game

LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette reports that two of the starting players for Swamp State College got into a knock-down, drag-out fight with two players for Massachusetts State University prior to their game.

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood, AKA The King of The Spaghetti Westerns, Says "Hell On Wheels" Is His All-Time Favorite Western

Clint Eastwood, AKA The King of The Spaghetti Westerns, Says "Hell On Wheels" Is His All-Time Favorite Western

CARMEL, California - (Spoof News) -The man who first became famous on the small TV screen on "Rawhide," Clint Eastwood recently told LaLaLand Daily writer Valerie Vistawood that his favorite all-time TV western is "Hell On Wheels," which stars Taylor…

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