HOLLYWOOD - America Idol is down to a tiro of performers. Lee DeWyze, the pleasant singer from Mr. Pleasant, Illinois, has certainly jumped out in front of the odds on favorite Crystal Bowersox and the third place dweller Casey James. Lee, who is...
HOLLYWOOD - Past American Idol winner Fantasia "Lets Givem Chumtin Ta Talk About" Barrino performed. I guess it was Fantasia, the whole top portion of her short Africanized 'do' fell down and it completely covered her eyes to the point that if it had...
HOLLYWOOD - This weeks American Idol theme was 'songs from the movies.' And interestingly enough no one chose The Theme From Carrie; The Theme From The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly; or Watergate - The Theme From Frost/Nixon." Lee DeWyze chose the s...
Simon Cowell, famous as the critical judge on American Idol and The X Factor, is reportedly suing six different TV news networks over his problems with his fiance, Mezhgan Hussainy, according to a report this morning on "Stars, Scars & Cigars", t...
This show is a very shallow pretense of the real music we hear today. Instead of meaningful country music (Like "Let's All Go Down To Dumas Walkers" or was it, "To Do Miss Walkers? Either way, it was deep) or pop material ("Don't Worry, Be Happy"), these people are rewarded by how they appear and how popular they are with the public. Did Little Richard put on a show for viewers and listeners? H...
HOLLYWOOD - The three Simon's of American Idol, producers Simon Shindlebocker, Simon Witleywine, and judge Simon Cowell have informed the entertainment media of an astounding revelation. It seems that the latest AI hopeful to be sent home, Aaron K...
LOS ANGELES, California - Unarmed security guards deterred a gang of pirates this Thursday, delivering earsplitting shrieks in their direction when they attempted to board a ship off the coast of Africa, said a spokesman for Kathie Lee Festival Tours...
HOLLYWOOD - This week's American Idol mentor was Harry Connick, Jr. (ah who the heck was Harry Connick, Senior???). Connick [pronounced: JOKE-ster] sounds like Frank Sinatra when he sings, he looks like ex-Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman, a...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - First year American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres wants the show to replace the exiting Simon Cowell with one of her best friends, fellow lesbo, Rosie O'Donnell. DeGeneres said that O'Donnell knows the words to more than 13,000 songs...
HOLLYWOOD - Workers on American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker, 53, and Simon Witleywine, 59, have gone into damage control mode in order to put a lid on the Ellen DeGeneres - Kara DioGuardi feud. It appears that DioGuardi accused DeGeneres of telling...
HOLLYWOOD - On a night that saw performances from Sons of Sylvia, Rascal Flatts, Shakira, Daughters of Bartholomew, Lady Antebellum, The Kinks, and The North Carolina Marching Tar Heels Band, the six remaining American Idol contestants just about all...
HOLLYWOOD - In an American Idol results show night that saw performances by The Black Eyed Peas, Alicia Keys, Queen Latifah, Tatiana Del Toro, George Lopez, Carrie Underwood, Mary J. Blige, Wanda Sykes, Elton John, and Kelly Ripa, the producers final...
HOLLYWOOD - It does not happen very often, one of the American Idol judges was so moved by the excellent performance of Crystal Bowersox that he gave the Ohio singer a standing ovation. Randy Jackson, no relation to Michael, Jesse, or Andrew, said...
HOLLYWOOD - The pressure of being the best contestant of this years American Idol bunch has finally gotten to the group's leading singer. Crystal Bowersox, a 24-year-old blonde dreadlocked mom from Elliston, Ohio had not quite finished singing her...
LA HABRA, California - Puerto Rican born Tatiana Del Toro who appeared on season eight of American Idol was having a Number 3 Deluxe Mexican Enchilada Dinner at Paquito & Paquitas Casa De Enchiladas when she was asked about the rumor that is pres...
HOLLYWOOD - Word coming from the American Idol camp is that this year's most popular contestant Crystal Bowersox wants to quit the reality show. When asked why she would want to quit when it appears almost certain that she will be crowed the 2010...
HOLLYWOOD - Well the fact that he was just not getting any better finally caught up with Californian Andrew Garcia. The neck tattooed, overweight American Idol wannabee just flat ran out of luck. America got tired of his listless, spiritless, emot...
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