American Idol's Tatiana Del Toro Rumored To Be One of Jesse James' Cycle Chicks

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

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Tatiana Del Toro shaving perhaps what is her best feature. (Photo courtesy of Warren Beatty).

LA HABRA, California - Puerto Rican born Tatiana Del Toro who appeared on season eight of American Idol was having a Number 3 Deluxe Mexican Enchilada Dinner at Paquito & Paquitas Casa De Enchiladas when she was asked about the rumor that is presently circulating throughout California, Nevada, and parts of Indiana.

Del Toro was told that the word on the street is that she may have been involved in Jesse James' TattooGate in the capacity of being one of his many Cycle Chicks.

Tatiana, who is noted for her high-shrilled laugh that sounds a lot like a crazed banshee with her labia majora caught in between the clips of a pair of automotive jumper cables flat out denies the allegorical allegation.

Del Toro said in broken English, "Hey, I dunt even has one tattoo mush less dee duzzens of tats dat Jesse's ugly, skanky, beaches from Hell, Michigan have got on der tattooed bodies to cubber up der cellulite, stresh marks, and knife fight scars.

Tatiana, who says that she hopes to appear on an upcoming edition of 'American Idol Where Are The Past Stars' tribute show, pointed out that she looks a lot like Winona Ryder and hopes to get a job as her stand in.

In related news. Ryan Seacrest says that Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was told by several Los Angeles gang members to stop 'throwing down' gang signs at the beginning of the show or risk having his big fat black ass 'tagged.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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