Tim Urban Is The Latest American Idol Victim

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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The crowd waiting to get inside the studio where American Idol is filmed. (Photo courtesy of Warren Beatty).

HOLLYWOOD - In an American Idol results show night that saw performances by The Black Eyed Peas, Alicia Keys, Queen Latifah, Tatiana Del Toro, George Lopez, Carrie Underwood, Mary J. Blige, Wanda Sykes, Elton John, and Kelly Ripa, the producers finally, after about four hours and 17 minutes, got around to eliminating yet another singer.

This time finding themselves in the bottom 3 were Aaron Kelly, Tim Urban, and surprisingly Kara's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James, no relation to Jesse, Kevin, or LeBron.

Aaron was the first to be saved and when Ryan made the announcement the little 16-year-old fella from Florida shot off to get one of the safe chairs like a scalded dog.

Then it was the pride of Fort Worth, Texas, Casey James, who was saved. Casey was shocked that he did not get the votes to keep him out of the bottom 3.

After the show Kara DioGuardi said that she still has feelings for Casey but not the strong, passionate cougar woman, feelings that an emotional passionate cougar woman gets for a young hunk from Texas.

And so the contestant that headed on out to catch the next flight home was another Texan, Tim "Smilin' Tim" Urban, no relation to Keith, Moshe, or Ulysses.

In a related story. Contrary to rumors going around, the restraining order which Simon Cowell's fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy filed against Kara DioGuardi has not been lifted. If Kara should touch, fondle, or rub up against Simon in any way, shape, or form, she could be arrested and placed in jail.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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