Simon Cowell Sues Six TV Networks Over Marriage

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Monday, 10 May 2010

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Simon Cowell, famous as the critical judge on American Idol and The X Factor, is reportedly suing six different TV news networks over his problems with his fiance, Mezhgan Hussainy, according to a report this morning on "Stars, Scars & Cigars", the entertainment show.

Cowell was all alone when the show's hostess began talking to him and stated that yes, the couple were having problems.

When asked about their wedding plans for September, he immediately interrupted and asked "What wedding?"

Hostess Gail Ashley stated "the September 28th date that was mentioned on this show and several others two weeks ago."

When there was no answer but a steady stare, Ashley asked him about the lawsuit.

"She (meaning Hussainy we assume) stated that I had a wandering eye and you know what, I do."

"That's why I'm suing all six news programs that have that line of news running across the bottom of the TV. You get so used to allowing your eyes to wander, it follows you around while you're out on a date and your fiance...date..accuses you of checking out all the great looking ladies about."

Apparently, Cowell is asking $6,000,000 and a warning label to blink on & off for five seconds before each line begins.

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