American Idol Sends Andrew Garcia and Katie Stevens Packing

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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The guitar that Andrew Garcia used on American Idol, but sadly forgot to tune.

HOLLYWOOD - Well the fact that he was just not getting any better finally caught up with Californian Andrew Garcia. The neck tattooed, overweight American Idol wannabee just flat ran out of luck.

America got tired of his listless, spiritless, emotionless performances. And his guitar playing was third rate at best. During Hollywood week, there were many fans of AI who actually picked Andrew to go all the way.

But Andy soon proved to be this years Danny Gokey who after the first week just never really got any better. He did manage to gain about 12 pounds by eating every bit of snack food that was put in front on him.

Katie Stevens who was 16, but at times acted like she was 12, proved that smiling a lot, weeping a lot, and saying that she is trying to lose some weight will not get it done.

Young Stevens also managed to gain 12 pounds using Andrew Garcia's same food plan.

Katie was secretly told by Ellen DeGeneres to wear some short miniskirts that would show off her legs in order to pick up a lot of votes form guys 14 to 19, and from lesbians 14 to 83.

And Katie did manage to get all of the lesbian vote in the San Francisco area, but sadly it was not enough to keep her chunky little self on the show.

In other news. Rumors that Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are dating have been proven to be untrue. Limbaugh reportedly said that he likes females.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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