Singer, rapper and co-creator of the Burnham on Sea Sound, Max Ostentation is said to want to make a comeback. The singer, now 64 has worked on a number of albums over the past few years, which blend the sonic adventure of Kraftwerk, the knowing l…
Back in the day, Harry Brassingthwaite was a fan of Craig David, but at the age of 53 knows that none of his weeks will ever be like the one that Craig David sang about. 'Yes, it seems a bit sad' said Harry who spent most of his Friday night regro…
The owner of a strip club in, yes, you guessed it... Florida, has heard the Def Leppard hit, Pour Some Sugar On Me, one too many times, and has officially banned the song from being played by any of the strippers in his club—no matter how hot they ar…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lolita Tierra Del Fuego, who is only 18, has just become the music world's brand new female sensaton. And Instagram is reporting that Lolita already has more Instagram followers than anyone else in the entire world (302…
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Music Satire ) - In 2021, the fabulously talented and sexually sexy all-female band from Burnt Corn, Alabama, The Bunkhouse Bitches, was named "Country Music's Best New Female Band." The girls who have known each other sinc…
Loving couple with a comedy/sadistic streak Gary and Lorraine Johnson bought each other a pair of tickets to see the recently reformed S Club 7 reunion tour, only to realise that at the age of 51 and 49, they are probably too old for that type of thi…
Huey Lewis hasn’t been heard from since the 1980s and “Back to the Future”, but he’s still alive! Amazing how some popular people vanish when a new decade arrives. But Huey and His News have returned and have dropped a hit record, hoping for renew…
After 35 years and more than 13,000 performances, Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera is ending on Broadway in April. As the musical finishes it's historic run, the show's actors, musicians, and technical crew are already looking for their…
LA BREA, California - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton, has just broken the story that the all-female Left Coast trio, The G-Spot Band will be the opening act on the Eagles upcoming "The Eagles - Here We Come Again Tour."…
Ah yeah, this is Rasnash Mujahdi spinning all the latest hits across the Arab world, and this one is going out to all the sexy car bombers – flick the switch and blast to the moon, Alice! (an old reference, but a goody) – and don’t spill any on ya, j…
Nadim Zahawi is the chairman of the UK Conservative Party. He is also a dishonest toe rag. Careless whiskers by Rob Barratt Oh where are we, Mister Zahawi? Was your brain on safari in Malawi? Or Mali? Or Derby? Or in a bowl of pastrami?…
It might sound like an old Japanese creature feature, but nope, it’s a protest song soon to be put out, not by Kanye, but by some old crazy hippie punk rocker no one ever heard of called Slim Snot Groovy Sunshine Loverboy … not to be confused with ……
In honor of today, Friday the 13th (this might be up on the Spoof by summer, but it'll work for any 13th Friday) ... Ladies and gentlemen, the Maestro ... Run for your life Jason’s got a knife He’s coming for you ‘Cuz he saw you screw You…
Let the word go forth, that on this Day of Our Lucifer, January 13, 2023, I, Ana Sian (or Ana Siam, if you prefer) have just created a new literary sub-sub-sub-genre … … Musical Gonzo Journalism! [Hold for applause] Satan’s Freedom of Spe…
Ivor Biggenthwaite, a Londoner, even though his comedy Yorkshire name suggests otherwise has yet to sell a single copy of his new album - Rainstick Seranade. 'It is a mystery to me' said the 37-year-old 'but I have put some real classics on here,…
Although he is a fan of most forms of music, Guardian-reading dad Gary Johnson has not heard of many of the acts or albums in the Guardian's 50 best albums of 2022. 'I have heard of some of them' said Gary 'I mean I have heard of the Arctic Monkey…
NEW YORK CITY - (Music Satire) - Writer Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine has just stated that the new heavy metal band from Sweden, Multiple Orgasms has just released their first album and within 36 hours it goes all the way to the top of…
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