"Sex makes the World go round,” Marjorie is quoted as saying. “I will do anything to become Vice President - anything.” One of Marjorie's Girlfriends told us that Marjorie had said that to her in a long personal conversation. This was after we…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is now in the Designer Ribbed Tampons business. The Left Coast Mirror's crack reporter Tequila Tallyho, writes that the bleached blonde, divorcee has gotten all kinds of offers from beer compani…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The woman who has been intimate with more Republican politicians than any other female in recent history, has just announced that she has a big secret to reveal. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced, told Ma…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Scuttlebutt Review reports that Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene was arrested in a Baltimore Malwart by a store greeter. SR reporter April Jiggle stated that the bleach blonde, recently divorced senator was asked upon le…
Her parents were away for the weekend and she thought it would be a great way to enhance her chances of being elected Prom Queen, so MTG decided to throw a party with the theme LGBTQs. Unfortunately for her, only a dozen people showed up, and two of…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle says that she recently spoke with Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and she was informed that the newly-divorced sexual firecracker will be making a major sexual annoncement very soon.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Washington, D.C.'s most eligible bachelorette has just gone in to get some female bikini landscaping done. The famed, award-winning TTT reporter said that he…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Sen Marjorie Taylor Greene who says she is enjoying the hell out of being divorced told Tilapia Frisbee with RumorLand News that her vajayjay (pussy) has never seen so much 'fucking' action. The blonde senator, who has…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced, has been saying that she's sick and tired of all the rampant rumors that are flying out of the countless rumor mills scattered throughout the nation. The 48-year-ol…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Sinclair Petaluma reports that Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced has just been bestowed with an honor from The Harvard Male Student Body Fraternity (HMSBF). According to fraternity pre…
Adjacent Press--In a mega-move sure to attract supporters of the Once and Future Dictator, FOX will offer for fall 2023 their newest reality show, The Most Eligible Neo-Fascist. The show will feature several rising Neo-Fascists in the Republican Par…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene, 48, has just been informed that she has been named, "The Most Interesting Woman of The Year." According to Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, Taylor Greene was chosen from a list of over 9,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle has just informed the TV viewing pubic that Marjorie Taylor Greene has just revealed that her favorite TV show is the excellently written building of the Old Wild West ra…
She is reportedly to have said - 'Screw Christmas - I'm outta here' - as she got on the plane. Marjorie is having a Celebrity De-tox done there - as she has a lot of Toxic Crap to get out of her system - and hopes like Scrooge - to be a better pe…
CCN News reported that in November, a Trumper band member of the Rock Band 'Journey' performed 'Journey' Hit songs in Mar a Largo. The back up vocals were by the current Right Wing Republican hot Lady politicians - Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kari L…
Don’t be a jive turkey! Get yo ass out and see the latest Hollywood blockbuster sure to win the next Best Picture. “Captain Funk and the Groovy Bringdown”, a Blaxploitation musical coming soon, where pimps and hos keep it real and are always on th…
A new hot lesbian sex tape has been unearthed, and may either be a thorn in the side of the GOP, or make them even more attractive than ever before. When Lauren Boebert was a hooker, she was propositioned by Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was still i…
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