Washington DC: The CIA has released a transcript of a conversation between Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Vladimir Putin in 1991. The meeting occurred at the end of the cold war, just prior to the final breakup of the Soviet Union. Then Pres...
New Orleans LA: The ACLU has brought a suit here in federal district court, claiming US President Thomas Jefferson's purchase of the Louisiana Territory from France in 1803 was unconstitutional. The ACLU is representing former French President Jacque...
Des Moines IA: Edam Gouda has proposed building submarines, surface warships and some commercial vessels in Iowa. As the president's Jobs Creation Czar, Edam has asked President Obama for $500 billion in additional stimulus funding for project "SHIP...
Washington DC: Congress has finally reached a compromise on a Health Care bill to cover all Americans. This reform bill balances the level of care and cost, such that President Obama is expected to sign it into law. The bill considers only the gov...
Washington DC: Chicago Buggy Whip (CBW) LLC has been awarded $50 billion in stimulus money by the Obama administration to restart the buggy whip industry. Mr. A Corn the CEO of CBW LLC called a press conference after receiving notification that th...
Washington DC: Robert Gibbs, the President's Press Secretary, announced that the format for conducting scheduled White House press corps briefings will be changing. A change is necessary because Helen Thomas (Hearst Newspapers) gave Mr. Gibbs a "what...
Washington DC: In addition to Sonia Sotomayor, three other nominees of President Obama, namely Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters and Joan Rivers will be sworn in as new Supreme Court Associate Justices. The latter three new appointments are only for...
New York, NY: Judgment day has finally arrived for 71 year old Bernie Madoff concerning his financial Ponzi scheme. A judge sentenced Bernie to 150 years in federal prison and assuming good behavior he could be paroled in 2109! Madoff's pyramid of...
Baltimore MD: The Baltimore City Council has tried on several occasions to either completely ban the use of plastic supermarket bags or to charge a user fee of 25 cents per bag. There have been complaints about bags floating in the Inner Harbor (...
Mexico City, MX: In a reversal of their immigration policy, the Mexican government now welcomes all illegal Americans who enter Mexico. Temporary housing will also be provided to the newcomers. Following the passage of the "Cap and Trade Tax" by t...
Washington DC: President Obama welcomed North Korea's new leader Dim Sum II to a White House reception. Dim Sum II replaced Kim Jung il as the new North Korean leader. Dim Sum II signaled an apparent thaw in relations between Washington and Pyong...
Washington DC: Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich and retired Reverend J Wright of Chicago have established a public relations (PR) firm. The PR firm is located on K Street and is informally referred to as B&W PR (not to be confused with...
Washington DC: The first day of two days of testimony before the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has been completed. At issue is whether the nation's trial lawyers should be allowed to continue to advertise certain specific services on broadcast tele...
Washington DC: The heinous three murders committed recently in Kansas, Arkansas and Washington DC by three deranged individuals has led the National Institutes of Health (NIH) to examine if a shared pathogen is the cause of these hate crimes. NIH...
Washington DC: In order to reduce the $2.0 Trillion budget deficit the Obama administration is proposing a series of new sin taxes to be offset by various tax credits. The administration feels that the current alcohol and tobacco taxes have been pushed to their limits and taxpayers are "tapped out." The new sin taxes include: 1. Viagra tax: Congress is debating whether this tax will be asse...
Tehran Iran: Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei announced today that a state of war exists between the Islamic Republic of Iran and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. King Abdullah could not be reached for comment. Saudi Arabian environmentalists have convinc...
Camden NJ: Sam Smith Jr. narrowly escaped from his house, only moments before it collapsed due to structure overload. No one was reported injured. Since being downsized from his job at the Campbell's Tomato Soup Factory Sam has had lots of free ti...
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