Manchester - (Gonads): The slinky Salford slapper has blamed an ancient Roman curse for blighting Wayne and Coleen's nuptials. Helen Wood, 23, whose three-in-a-bed antics have rocked the nation, said today the 2008 La Cervara ceremony 'was hexed'...
England manager Fabio Capello bigged up Wayne Rooney's display, he also said that he was happy with the way he played football and scored on Tuesday night, his first England goal in a while. The Manchester United striker is an integral part of the...
Rooney Well Known for his Love of Antiques, Claims Spokesfloozy. The town of Basel in Switzerland was on high alert last night as rumours swept the town that Wayne Rooney had been dumped by wife Colleen because of his playing away. Instant brothel...
Oh the times, they are a changing, as an old man once said when he was a bit younger, and it's true, they are a changing. In the world of the popular kids card game, Trumps and football, otherwise known as "soccer", to people who can't spell words...
Jenny Thompson - the hooker at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - is to be drummed out of the prostitutes' trade union for indiscretion. "Juicy" first alleged she had bedded Rooney, before announcing that she had been with 13 other Premier L...
"Juicy" Jenny Thompson is heading to South America to raise her strike rate. As we reported yesterday, Juicy - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - planned to bed all Europe's top footballers. Now, however, in a change of p...
Just when Coleen Rooney thought her week couldn't get any worse, it seems baby Kai has taken after his dad in more ways than one! The tiny tot has aledgedly 'cheated' on poor Coleen, by calling his nanny 'mummy'. The soon to be not Mrs Rooney i...
Manchester - (Gonads): Now the boot's on the other bloody foot! England striker Wayne Rooney pegged down the missus a notch or two tonight with a prove-the-baby's-mine kinda kissogram. Four days of redtop finger wagging at his hooker shagging ex...
Wayne Rooney's career may be taking an unexpected turn. Today David Cameron and his ventriloquist "dummy", Nick Clegg, offered him a role in the new coalition government. "It makes perfect sense to us" Said Cameron - as he repeatedly beat Nick Cle...
It's the question on everyone's lips...has Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney been texting a 5 year old Romanian girl demanding a spitroast with her and an unnamed colleague? The answer is, of course, no, but once wild baseless rum...
As news continues to break of Wayne Rooney's interest in Manchester prostitutes in general and Jennifer (Juicy Jeni)Thompson in particular, we can exclusively reveal that Rooney is a major share-holder in a new 'Super Brothel' due to open soon in the...
As Wayne Rooney's marriage falls down around his exceptionally large ears, a question must be answered. Did he show more ball control during his £1200 per night romps with a lady of the night, than he did in the World Cup? Well the answer, it seem...
Tory Party Director of Hacking allegedly (according to me) and one-time editor of the News of the World Andy Coulson admitted to a committee of MPs how he hacked into football Wayne Rooney's mobile phone, listened to his "love talk" with different wo...
In a startling outburst to assembled journalists and world media waiting at the Swiss airport where the England Team arrived ahead of their crucial match against Switzerland, Wayne Rooney snarled at reporters as he gave "me own version of events an t...
Manchester - (Theatre of Nuptial Dreams Mess): A naked, pre-lactating and heavily pregnant Colleen Ruini pitch etching has appeared on the club's famous Stretford Wives End. The 100ft diameter image depics Wayne Rooney's missus talking on a mobile...
Friends close to Wayne Rooney this morning told an SSN reporter that Rooney was making a defiant stance over his 'shaky' marriage to Coleen. "He says if she wants him out of her life, then so be it. He's just not bovvered. His face didn't look a b...
Revelations about Jenny Thompson - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - are set to shock even further. The "tart" announced today that Rooney was just one of 14 Premier League players she had bedded. But a source close to 2...
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