Coleen 'Devastated' By Fresh Cheating Scandal!

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Tuesday, 7 September 2010

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Cheating bastard! How could you??

Just when Coleen Rooney thought her week couldn't get any worse, it seems baby Kai has taken after his dad in more ways than one!

The tiny tot has aledgedly 'cheated' on poor Coleen, by calling his nanny 'mummy'.

The soon to be not Mrs Rooney is said by sources to be 'devastated' by the apparent abuse of trust from the little tike.

A close pal of Coleen told us (for money) "she's so upset, how little Kai could call another woman mummy at a time like this is just so unbelievable! He must be truly his fathers son!"

The boy has been spending more and more time with his nanny, as various news reports make headlines across the globe about his cheating father Wayne.

An expert in children, Dr Peter File, told us "it is only natural for a rich boy to be like this! He spends valuable time with the woman while Coleen is out working, and he makes a bond! He has now seen it as his manly, and God given right to move the relationship to the next level!"

It is unclear as yet what Coleen will do with her cheating son, she has yet to decide about the father! But friends say she may well kick the two out of the family mansion!

"If Kai wants that slut of a nanny, and Wayne wants that trollop Jen, Coleen will be well rid!" squawked one friend.

"She'll be better off without them, cheating, lying, bastard men!" spat another.

With her husband away on international football duty, Coleen is understood to be staying with her parents, while she comes to terms with the seemingly endless stories surfacing about her relationships. It is unclear if Kai is with her or the 'other woman'.

Wayne is believed to have said "erm..thas ma boy, lyk!" upon hearing the news.

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