Written by matthatt

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

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Wayne Rooneys fitness instructer showing him the ropes

England manager Fabio Capello bigged up Wayne Rooney's display, he also said that he was happy with the way he played football and scored on Tuesday night, his first England goal in a while.

The Manchester United striker is an integral part of the England team, even though it was 11 matches since he last scored for his country, on the pitch.

"He just needed to relax" quoted one source; it appears that the recent round of doing it with dirty doxies is just what the doctor ordered, allegedly.

Gone are the days when football coaches would command their players to forget fooling around with floozies before frolicking on the field of football.
These days it's all "fill your boots" before lacing them up, that seems to be the order of the day and it has proven to work.

"The statistics speak for themselves", said one football coach "just look at all the top footballers who are in the news for banging like a shit house door in a force nine gale. That can't be coincidence."

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