Written by Ellis Ian Fields

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

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"Juicy" Jenny Thompson is heading to South America to raise her strike rate.

As we reported yesterday, Juicy - the vice girl at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - planned to bed all Europe's top footballers.

Now, however, in a change of plan, she is to fly to countries like Brazil and Argentina to get among the young players there.

Said a friend: "Yeah. Jenny reckons if she goes to South America she can get her hands on the future stars being tracked by European clubs. Once they make it, that's it... job done. She's already been there - watch the headlines!

"So she's off to clubs like Boca Juniors and Penarol to see what she can find.

"I told you she was a class act!"

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