An Afghani Entrepreneur, Alsari-Al Heinze, has today lost out in an Afghanistan court in a battle of copyright and trademark infringements over the production of his mayonnaise. Heinze's latest product, the first mayonnaise from the region had bee...
Alan Shearer has today resigned from the post of temporary Newcastle FC manager. The announcement came at a press conference this morning in which he in effect admitted that the whole thing had been an April Fool's prank that had gotten somewhat o...
Even though his new film has just been completed, Quentin Tarantino has moved quickly to begin his next project. Although the movie is without a title, it has been confirmed that it is going to be a remake of the popular movie Mary Poppins. "It i...
Everton FC announced the latest twist in their attempts to build a new stadium to replace their current home - Goodison Park. Having struck a new deal with the British military, the club have confirmed that they will be using a number of large tun...
Shamed Downing Street official Damian McBride suffered more embarrassment today as the actual email that he has now resigned over was released. Within the email a number of accusations are discussed which were intended to be published via a Labour...
Prince Mike Okoye, former Chief accountant of National Oil Nigeria PLC has explained today the issues that he faced when his cries for help via email were blocked by various Spam email filters. "I was in a desperate situation and was ready to pay...
A spokeman for world topping band U2, has confirmed that the band's lead guitarist "The Edge" (real name David Howell Evans) has today finalised the legal documentation to change his name to "Bono". The lead signer of the band, "Bono" (real name P...
A number of British banks have pointed to the "erratic" and "poorly executed" business decisions made by Liverpool FC and specifically Rafa Benitez today. The statements came almost immediately after Robbie Keane, bought by Liverpool in the summer...
Following the recent success of his new movie "The Wrestler", Mickey Rouke announced today that he would be joining the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment Inc) from April of this year. Some regard the choice as a poor decision given the actor's re...
The FA have announced today that West Ham, Fulham and West Bromwich Albion have been allowed to merge, to form what some reporters are describing as a "Super Club". The club which will be called "West West Ful-Ham-Ham" was devised initially by the...
Liverpool football player Robbie Keane has now been missing for over 48 hours, Merseyside police have confirmed. The Irish Striker, who was originally purchased by Liverpool for £19M from Tottenham was last seen in the last few minutes of the matc...
Manchester City announced the signing of 2 Brazilian strikers, this morning. However it is beginning to emerge that they may have fallen for an expensive "con". At the press conference confirming the £48 million joint signing of "Eranu" and "Uvav...
Shock hit the premiership today as the Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce revealed that his grandfather was in fact, famous mafia head Al Capone. "Yes, he was my grandad" confirmed Allardyce, "We visited him a few times when he was on Alcatraz, but t...
"The Phantom", the chimpanzee that has been the orchestrator of many recent jewellery heists, struck again last night in a daring raid in a famous New York jewellers. All that is known of "The Phantom" is that security footage outside of a jewelle...
The increasing levels of pressure on Manchester City has clearly taken its toll. Blackburn Police are reporting that start striker for the Riversiders, Roque Santa Cruz has been kidnapped. Security footage from Ewood Park clearly shows a masked m...
In an new attempt to boost ratings, a new feature has been introduced to the to the popular, but waning show, "Deal or No Deal". The box containing the "1p", will now also contain a device which when the box is opened by one of the contestants, wi...
The British Museum has today confirmed that a parchment that was discovered in an attic in a house in Stratford Upon Avon, is in fact an play that had to this point never been read, written by William Shakespeare. The spokesman for the museum conf...
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