Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Sunday, 12 April 2009

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Shamed Downing Street official Damian McBride suffered more embarrassment today as the actual email that he has now resigned over was released.

Within the email a number of accusations are discussed which were intended to be published via a Labour activist's Blog. Mr McBride had been working on the stories intending them to seriously damage the credibility of the Conservative party.

One of the key accusations the email contained was that the Shadow Chancellor, George Osborne, feeds nightly on live rabbits and mice.

Also intended for ridicule was William Hague, who it was to be implied has a full head of hair, yet shaves a great deal of it off as he is a very big Sean Connery fan.

Finally the leader of the opposition, David Cameron was accused of being a T-800 model Terminator cyborg sent from the future by a super computer network called "Skynet" in order to locate a Sarah Connor who will stage a fight for humanity later in life.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Parliament, email




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