Manchester City sign 2 Brazilian strikers at last minute

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Sunday, 1 February 2009

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Manchester City announced the signing of 2 Brazilian strikers, this morning. However it is beginning to emerge that they may have fallen for an expensive "con".

At the press conference confirming the £48 million joint signing of "Eranu" and "Uvavu", some serious questions began to be asked of the players agents, Mr Vic Reeves and Mr Bob Mortimer.

It appears that at no point has any member of the Manchester City staff seen the 2 players actually play, or indeed met them, In fact, there is very limited information about the players at all.

Under the increasing pressure of the closing transfer window, Mark Hughes clearly felt the need to take more aggressive actions to secure the future of Manchester City in the Premiership.

Rumours are also rife that he has signed another player from the agents, an £8 million purchase of the Swedish Goalkeeper, Ulrika Jonsson.

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