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Funny story: Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole form Muffins Inc.

Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole form Muffins Inc.

The Rumor City News Agency has just broken the story that sexy celebs Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole have just formed Muffins Inc. Reporter Haley Shreveport spoke with both women, who are considered the best looking cougar/MILFs to come along in a lon…

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Funny story: Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole's lingerie & accessories shoppe is now selling opulent feathered umbrellas

Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole's lingerie & accessories shoppe is now selling opulent feathered umbrellas

Margarita Mixx, reporting for The Wind Whispers News Agency, brings exciting news from the prestigious Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie & Accessories Shoppe in Beverly Hills. The iconic duo, Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole, are thrilled to in…

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Funny story: Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…

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Funny story: Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Open Up A Fancy Lingerie Shop On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills

Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Open Up A Fancy Lingerie Shop On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills

BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole's newly formed company, named HurCo, has just opened up their first of many stores. This one is called The Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie Shoppe. It is located on the ritzy…

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Funny story: Liz Hurley To Star In a XXX-Rated Movie With Bradley Cooper, Matthew McConaughey, and Willie Nelson

Liz Hurley To Star In a XXX-Rated Movie With Bradley Cooper, Matthew McConaughey, and Willie Nelson

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Gazebo Serengeti recently talked with the lusciously luscious sex goddess, Liz Hurley about her upcoming film. Hurley revealed that she is as excited as a frog in a rainstorm to work with th…

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Funny story: Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Buy An English Pub In Soho

Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Buy An English Pub In Soho

SOHO, England - (Spoof News) - The BBC reports that the Fairy of Fun, Liz Hurley, and the Duchess of Sass, Cheryl Cole, have just become owners of a pub that was first established back in March of 1968 The pub is named Ye Olde Drink and Silly Chat…

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Buy An Exclusive Women's String Bikini Panties Store On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills

Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Buy An Exclusive Women's String Bikini Panties Store On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills

BEVERY HILLS - (Satire News) - Two of the world's most beautiful and popular women, Cheryl Cole, 39, and Elizabeth Hurley, 57, have just purchased one of the most exquisite ladies lingerie stores in America. Cheryl and Liz are now the owners of Sw…

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Funny story: The Stunningly Sexy Elizabeth Hurley Is Dating A Very Famous Athlete

The Stunningly Sexy Elizabeth Hurley Is Dating A Very Famous Athlete

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reports that British actress Elizabeth Hurley, who has more sexuality in her little finger than Madonna has in her entire 247- pound body, is currently dating an American athlete. BBN writer Sinclair Pe…

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Funny story: Elizabeth Hurley's Sizzling Sex Cougar Website Gets 4 Million Hits Per Day

Elizabeth Hurley's Sizzling Sex Cougar Website Gets 4 Million Hits Per Day

BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo says that Liz Hurley's sexual website gets 4 million hits each and every day. "The Brit Clit" as she is known from England to Japan and from Mozambique to Costa…

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Funny story: Scotland Yards Reports That Queen Elizabeth Was Arrested Back in 1977

Scotland Yards Reports That Queen Elizabeth Was Arrested Back in 1977

WASHINGTON, D.C. - United Kingdom Satire) - An employee for Scotland Yard recently revealed that the territorial police force has uncovered a secret file filled with the sexual exploits of several very high profile British individuals; including Prin…

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Funny story: Elizabeth Hurley Is Thrilled To Announce Her Brand New Cooking Show Titled, "Cooking Up A Storm With Luscious Liz"

Elizabeth Hurley Is Thrilled To Announce Her Brand New Cooking Show Titled, "Cooking Up A Storm With Luscious Liz"

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The sexy, voluptuous, Elizabeth Hurley has just been signed to star in her very own cooking show. According to LaLaLand Daily's Valerie Vistawood, Hurley's new show, titled "Cooking Up A Storm With Luscious Liz," w…

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Funny story: Elizabeth Hurley Says That Paul McCartney Told Her He Would Gladly Accept The UK's Prime Minister Position

Elizabeth Hurley Says That Paul McCartney Told Her He Would Gladly Accept The UK's Prime Minister Position

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has expressed a desire to become the UK's new prime minister. Elizabeth Hurley, who has known the 80-year-old bass guitar player for 30 years noted that Sir Paul, probably knows more ab…

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley To Star In An Erotically Sexy X-Rated Motion Picture With Ron Jeremy Jr.

Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley To Star In An Erotically Sexy X-Rated Motion Picture With Ron Jeremy Jr.

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The "King of X-Rated Films," Ron Jeremy is proud to announce that the chip off the old block, his son Ron Jr., has agreed to appear in an X-rated movie with two stunningly sensuous women "Little Big Ronnie," as Ron Jr.

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Funny story: British Prime Minister Liz Truss Says That Elizabeth Hurley Is Her All-Time Favorite Actress

British Prime Minister Liz Truss Says That Elizabeth Hurley Is Her All-Time Favorite Actress

LONDON - (UK Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency's Petula Tart has just learned that the new prime minister is a big fan of the sensuously sexy actress Elizabeth Hurley. Liz Truss told Tart that she recalls seeing Hurley in her very first moti…

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Funny story: Liz Hurley Reveals Her Secret Fetish - Gourmet Sex

Liz Hurley Reveals Her Secret Fetish - Gourmet Sex

PICCADILLY, England - (Satire News) - One of the most attractive actresses on Earth, Liz Hurley was in Piccadilly getting an estimate on a labia majora tightening procedure. Hurley, who is 57, but has the stunningly sexy body of a 27-year-old, rec…

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Funny story: Elizabeth Hurley Says She Caught Seatoxalino From Swimming Naked In The Mediterranean Sea

Elizabeth Hurley Says She Caught Seatoxalino From Swimming Naked In The Mediterranean Sea

PACHINO, Italy - (Satire News) - An embarrassed Liz Hurley has revealed how she managed to catch a case of the dreaded vaginal infection, Seatoxalino. She told Petula Tart, a reporter the UK's Ta Ta For Now News, that she and her son, Damian were…

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Funny story: Elizabeth Hurley Talks Openly About Her Addiction To Sex

Elizabeth Hurley Talks Openly About Her Addiction To Sex

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The beautiful actress Elizabeth Hurley flew into the "Big Apple" to film a commercial for Cinderella Glow-In-The-Dark Pantiliners. Miss Hurley, who at the age of 57, still can put erections in the crotches of most r…

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