The top notch, best of the best, security forces in the entire world – in Israel? – have arrested a terrorist … donkey. (Ripped from the headlines of the “So bizarre it must be true” … this is somewhat of a true story. Google has the truth, maybe…
Word filtering out of Buckingham Palace is that King Charles III, and President Joe Biden have agreed to sign what they are calling the "US/UK Anti-Terrorist Pact." According to Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, the pact states in no unc…
The International Inquirer brings you the latest report on the infamous Camels terrorist group, known for their comical yet mischievous antics across the globe. At the helm of the organization is none other than Gen. Umsali Fi Izzi, a man with a t…
The Amalgated Data Gathering Agency has just broken the story that one of the Taliban's most diabolical terrorists has been spotted at a Jack-in-The-Box. Riff Shaker Goo, the notorious Taliban hitman, was seen casually sitting in a booth inside th…
Proud Boys and QAnon gun-toters have been well-and-truly bitchslapped by a judge, and they are now facing some serious time. However, a pressing question remains: even if these followers are incarcerated, will their ideologies persist? Will the re…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The head writer for The Washington Window Tribune Newspaper, Woody Velcro has compiled a list of the meanest, brutal, savage, and ruthless terrorists in the entire world. Velcro wants to point out that this list is n…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - A known Hezbollah terrorist was recently spotted eating at a Jack in The Box in Brooklyn. The operative, known as Izzi Khan Boo, was sitting by himself eating two ultimate cheeseburgers, waffle fries, and drinking from a…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Press Extra is reporting that a notorious Taliban operative has been found living in Trump Tower. The terrorist is named Moosa Bin Wakeen, and he had been staying on the floor right below the suite of Melania and Barron…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The CIA has learned from an undercover spy that four of the world's top terrorist organizations have resurfaced and they vow to cause more mayhem than a hyperactive squirrel in a Nutella factory. The groups had g…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that Scotland Yard has just captured one of the most infamous terrorist clowns in the world, Yasim Feem Lala, 37. He was captured as he tried to board an Air Switzerland plane that was bound for North Dakot…
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - According to the Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper, the Windy City is blowing up with all kinds of shenanigans! Hooligans and delinquents are now resorting to spraying graffiti on fast-food restaurants, massage parlors, pigeons…
VACAVILLE, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico is proud to report that their federal police have just captured Shin Su Shaker, a notorious Al-Qaeda terrorist. The hate-filled terrorist was captured as he took a pee in an alley behind one of Vacaville'…
Strange news coming out of Iraq and Afghanistan on the terrorism front … A Spokesman for ISIS, the ever-popular terrorism organization, has said: “No one cares anymore. Remember the good old days, at the beginning of this century, when everybody…
SEATTLE - (Satire News) - US information guru Andy Cohen reveals that the government is trying to keep it on the down low, but a North Korean small plane flew into US airspace near Seattle. The plane a Consolidated Cesna PQ-9 was reportedly carryi…
The Ukrainian Charge Of The Light Brigade An altered rendering of the famous poem The Charge Of The Light Brigade in honor of the recent Ukrainian push to retake the Crimea which was stolen from them by the Russians in 2014. (with apologies to the o…
In Britain, some polite people super glued themselves together after walking calmly into Parliament to protest, stating their demands in quiet words. There are no guns, spraypaint, stink bombs, loose skunks, MAGA anything, Nazi flags or other hatred…
Gorbachev, the man who freed Eastern Europe from Soviet Russia, has died. His famous birthmark is no more. He has gone to where all other Russian leaders of the Soviet Workers Paradise have gone. Into the grave, but possibly no further. Who knows? I…
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