The governor of the Plywood State,(Ron DeSantis), of Florida,has accused Donald Trump of cheating his orange ass off. The Trumptwat responded by saying that he has never cheated, even once in his life, and that includes with wanton women, on his i…
Mickey Mouse is in a tiff, and Olive Oil has a crate of tomatoes ready to throw at Florida Governor DeSantis. And if you think that's a threatening situation, wait until you see what Donald Duck and his nephews are ready to do. It's total pandemonium…
Orlando, FL – Donald Duck and Company made Ron DeSantis’s new political appointments look like Huey, Dewey and Louie with their beaks bound and their freaking hands tied behind their backs after stripping them of power before they even assumed any.
Ron DeSatan can’t ban books fast enough, and the My Pillow Guy loves it! For every book banned and NOT burned by DeSatan, the paper will be shredded and stuffed into every My Pillow. Sleep easy and cozy, knowing that some classic of Western lit…
To spite Ron DeSantis, major British publishers have sent out a call to all writers – please write as many children’s books involving transsexuals as possible. In fact, the publishers are even thinking about rewriting old kid’s books with ONLY transs…
“Dear Mr. President…” No, no, no. Way too respectful... “To Joe Biden…” No. Still too considerate… “To Uncle Joe, perveyer of all things woke and unnecessary, as they become a national cancer to the American Patriot psyche…” Yes, that’s it. {No…
Governor DeSantis is a true Republican: we watch him legally smite the law-abiding transexuals, gays, and women seeking healthcare, whilst making sure corrupt, rich company owners who criminally employ young kids, injure workers on the job, and cheat…
CCN reports that presidential ‘wannabe' Ron DeSantis in a recent speech - said that Russian sending the whole Russian Army into Ukraine and bombing it for a whole year with thousands of missiles - is just a small 'territorial dispute' and the U. S. s…
YooHoo News reports that Florida governor Ron DeSantis - who wants 'Whites - Only' History taught in Florida schools - worked 6 month at the infamous Guantanamo prison. He likes to have photos taken of him as a Top Gun navy pilot - but the close…
Tallahassee, FL – Governor Ron DeSantis takes on challenges and creates uphill battles for himself that most other seasoned politicians would avoid. However, with a more-than-willing Party of No legislative majority in his back pocket, the sky seems…
Trump - through several Media sources is appealing to his Right Wing Base (or anyone) to help him find a Nasty Campaign Name for Presidential competitor Ron DeSantis. (In Italian, Ron the Saint - Which DeSantis assuredly is not.) Trump tried…
DeSantis was caught with 100 kilos of high grade pure Columbian cocaine in his gym bag the other day, but he said he was “holding it for a friend”. The friend was with the ATF squad and had once played Goofy at Disneyland. DeSantis said that Mick…
Ron DeSantis had a recent doctor’s visit to make sure that he was a prime specimen of manhood, ready to lead the free world into the next hate-filled generation of Americans. The doctor did a thorough examination, especially of Ron’s asshole, whic…
Putin lashes out at Russian oligarchs and their “elite real estate and their yachts. A definite case of the Put calling the kettle black. Of course Putin would never be caught dead, having a big mansion and a yacht, would he? What would Lenin have s…
A year ago The Magic Kingdom publicly spoke out about the "Don't Say Gay" bill of Governor DeSantis - in which Kids in school could be told nothing about Gay people. Basically making gays invisible or too morally terrible to talk about. He i…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - The man who hates Trump more than anyone is Gov. Ron DeSantis, who says if Trump suddenly turned into a doughnut, he would feed (him) to Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee, who would no doubt eat him in less than 2 se…
The GOP doesn’t like cancelling, unless they come up with a cool idea and do it themselves. Tit for tat: MAGA vs. Antifa. Whatever, but the back-biting must go on. Now, a new commission, led by Ron DeSantis and Marjorie Taylor Greene, has been for…
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