Trump Needs Help from the Public to Find a Nasty Campaign Name for Ron DeSantis

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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We might need some bigger pins for Ron!

Trump - through several Media sources is appealing to his Right Wing Base (or anyone) to help him find a Nasty Campaign Name for Presidential competitor Ron DeSantis.

(In Italian, Ron the Saint - Which DeSantis assuredly is not.)

Trump tried 'Meatball Ron' - referring to DeSantis' Italian heritage and that didn't 'fly'.

He is sort of stumped at the moment.

In 2016 - Hillary was always privately called 'Cunt' or 'Bitch' and he did coin the clever slogan - "Lock her Up!'.

Now he needs something Nasty and clever for DeSantis.

Trump has tried 'Bullshit Ron', 'Scumbag DeSantis', 'Despicable DeSantis', 'Dickhead DeSantis', 'Little Shit' DeSantis (DeSantis is short) - 'Deadmeat DeSantis', 'Ronnie D - the Little Flea' (felt to be too long).

So far, he is favoring words with 'Shit' - such as 'Shithead DeSantis' and 'Shitbag DeSantis' - as he spends a lot of time on the toilet after all those Big Macs - and excretory insults come easily to mind.

Trump is Desperate - will take help from anyone who can coin a Mean, clever Campaign Name for Governor Ron DeSantis.

Send letters to: 'Dirty DeSantis Names' - Donald Trump (The Greatest) - Palm Beach, Florida - U. S. A.

(Many thanks from the great Donald Trump for helping out.)

(The 2024 DeSantis Dirty Names Committee)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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