More Thingies In The News - The Headlines Never Stop!

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Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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Putin lashes out at Russian oligarchs and their “elite real estate and their yachts.
A definite case of the Put calling the kettle black. Of course Putin would never be caught dead, having a big mansion and a yacht, would he? What would Lenin have said?

Weinstein begs for mercy as he is sentenced for another rape.
I bet he never does it again…… least against a woman………..

Trump used $10 million of donor money to pay his personal legal bills.
Trump could cover his legal bills with $10 million??? Is that why he is running again so he can ‘manage’ more of his legions money?

Kim Jong Un’s mysterious sister, Kim Yo Jong, issued a rare public threat to the US on her brother’s behalf, hinting that she might be gaining influence.
With who, the International Order Of Professional B.S.ers?
Why couldn’t Jong Un say this himself? Was he too busy playing with his Lego’s?

Putin says his Satan II ‘invincible’ nuclear missiles will be deployed later this year.
Provided there is a ‘later this year’ for Putie at the rate he is pissing people throughout the world off. Also, if this is Satan II, what was Satan I? Putin himself?

Time traveler claims he’s been to the year 2749 and he’s telling all about it.
So is it true that Trump had himself cryogenically frozen and is still President?

Trump rages against New York Post after Desantos profile.
What? Is Desantos getting more media attention than Trumpie now? Poor baby!
Trump is now a raging bull who is full of bull……..

Kremlin critic missing amidst prison transfer.
They probably transferred him/her to a special cell six feet under.
You know he/she didn’t ‘fall’ out of a five story window this time, Those Soviet prisons were built ironclad, especially the windows.

Kim Jong Un’s daughter enjoys horseback riding, skiing.
And, like her father, crushing peasants beneath the hooves and her skis.

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