Ron DeSantis had a recent doctor’s visit to make sure that he was a prime specimen of manhood, ready to lead the free world into the next hate-filled generation of Americans.
The doctor did a thorough examination, especially of Ron’s asshole, which was squeaky clean.
“I like to get right in there, doc, and you know, spin the bottle washer scrubber around to get all the shit that clogs me up. If my ass ain’t whistlin’ dixie, then I’m not Ron the Rager! That was my highschool wrestling nickname.”
The Rager is right! The doc found that DeSantis is 40% steroids, 40% chicken wing hot sauce, and 20% pure hatred.
If that’s not the next American president, you might as well vote again for Joe Biden in 2024, America! That is if you’re anti-American enough to HATE CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!