Following his recent resignation, Dominic Raab is set to return the keys, as well as all of the A's. A showdown meeting with Rishi Sunak started with the words, "Raab, you are a maverick, and you can't be trusted around people. You are off the cas…
London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…
Strapped for cash, a political party peopled with a few billionaires is thinking that they might have to privatise Gravity in order to balance the books. The naturally occurring phenomenon is useful for keeping things close to the ground and would…
Rishi Sunak, the greatest Prime Minister of the British Empire, has bought himself a present for remaining in office for a 100 days! Wow! That’s (my math’s not too good, but …. carry the 2) that’s more than 44 days! He bought himself (well, tax pa…
Big Ben rang out the New Year … and a story got quickly buried. There were … things … seen to flutter around the big clock. And around other London landmarks: Parliament, the House of Wax, Sherlock Holmes Cocaine Emporium, Canterbury Cathedral es…
Suella Braverman is reported to have sent the Russian President a recipe by email. The message, sent from her work email to her personal email account and then forwarded, attached a Word document entitled Roasted Asylum Seeker with Beans. Miss Bra…
Political Charisma hasn't been used for years, and supplies of it are now at an all-time high, say pundits. The lack of Charisma in Keir Starmer, Liz Truss and that bloke from The Liberal Democrats is in direct contrast to Boris Johnson's. Repo…
Hello, This is your government speaking. You know, the one no one really wants anymore, but we are still sticking around because we make up all of the rules? Anyway, that whole thing about the Taxes, we were only joking. I mean, as if we would…
Hello, Liz Truss here. You may remember me for my world-leading work on opening up Pork Markets in Beijing. You may also remember me for being judgemental about Cheese production. However, as I am now your Prime Minister, things are going to ch…
UK Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng's first quasi-budget was announced today to cheers and celebration across the country. With the astute administrative skills of King Herod, he chancelled like he had never chancelled before and slashed taxes for the rich,…
In Britain, some polite people super glued themselves together after walking calmly into Parliament to protest, stating their demands in quiet words. There are no guns, spraypaint, stink bombs, loose skunks, MAGA anything, Nazi flags or other hatred…
Expectations that disgraced Prime Minister Boris Johnson will be out of office within a few weeks were dashed as several hundred Tory MPs declared their intention to stand for the leadership contest. The list includes many MPs that the public has nev…
The remaining Cabinet members decided to move Boris Johnson out of Number 10 Downing Street as soon as possible. However, the Conservative party wanted to retain Number 10 by appointing someone famous and selected actor Hugh Grant, (with approval fro…
This week the MP for Wuthering-on-Heights Mr Ian gropesalot was found guilty in court of groping the house of commons tea lady. Mrs Bourbon 78 of Leicester was filling her trolley for the afternoon tea when Mr Gropesalot came from behind her and…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Parliament has voted to repaint the Tower Big Ben, in order to show their support for Ukraine. The world's most famous clock will be painted yellow and blue to show solidarity for the good, kind-hearted citizens of Ukraine…
Bewigged fool Michael Made-up, the Tory councillor for a very small town that calls itself a city because it has a Cathedral is feeling that his position as a foolish public defender of Boris Johnson is under threat. Richard Bacon MP, not to be co…
Following the news about a British MP leaving Parliament due to confusing pornography with tractors, interest in the farm-based vehicle has tripled. Now known as doing a Parrish tens of people have been googling 'Tractor Porn' in an attempt to enl…
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